Jane Charlap Cohen Rubin
Dancer Who Paints
Pianist Who Composes
Straight Biological Woman
Multi-Talented Child Prodigy
Unapologetic artist's statement — necessary due to decades of being too humble, not wealthy, with no PR flack protecting me, while "funny turkeys" and "wild dogs" (the hateful language they use to defame me) in mainstream sports, entertainment, business and government jobs defamed and criminally abused me and my family. Both sides of my family are talented in the Arts — and athletically. I am more graceful than any pro athlete I drew or painted at a game. I am more graceful, coordinated and hormonally feminine than any pop-culture-mean-girl enviously smearing me since the 80s. For decades, spineless turkeys have been exploiting their mass media power and wealth to smear my talents, fit body, straight, female identity, feminine hormones, and my impeccably clean character and patriotism — also injuring my patriotic, talented family. Those un-American cheaters will be named as defendants in criminal and civil complaints. Most of the money will go to charity. They have been enviously trying to defame and rebrand my family as Jewish stereotypes, rather than the very talented, patriotic Jewish-American Family we are. Never too late for American Justice. Cheaters never win. G-d Bless America. Peace on earth.